Random Ramblings...

So, Saturday was the Rally for Sanity and/or Fear... it was a fun event... here's some random ramblings about it...

Pic of Jun Bug givin Fox News the finger...

New Word! Fump-Dibbiditionary!

Heres another vocabulary post!

Cumption (cūmp'shūn) n. 1. the ability to accurately sense when a person or a couple are postcoitus 2. knowing someone just fucked

Ex: "My cumption tells me that the secretary just had anal sex with the boss."

So, now you have a word to articulate the feeling you are feeling when you see a couple display weird behavior (in a dark and secluded area). Bug Out!

NEW F5!!! TOP 5 HORROR MOVIE ASSHOLES!!!

OK, I am a self-proclaimed asshole (also universally proclaimed, not to brag), but this weeks F5 is dedicated to those unstoppable, killing machine, jackass uber-assholes who wanna fuck up people's nights. They are on another level of assholiness. Me, I'm just sarcastic or logical. Them, they just do the most fucked up and evil shit to random people who they just stumble upon (except in one case below). Movie after movie, they continue to prove their assholes, and each time, their assholoscence is raised.  Anyway, end rant, I bring to you the Top 5 Horror Movie Assholes or the "motherfucker, can you being a fucking asshole?!"

5. Jason Voorhees (from Friday the 13th series)

#WTFuckers?! "Dark Knight Rises"?!

So, the next Batman movie will be called the Dark Knight Rises...wtfuckers?! I'm sure it's symbolic to the story or whatever the hell Christopher Nolan is up to, but come on! My mind is always in the gutter (as with millions of other people around the world presumably) so of course to me, when I read "Rises" I see a euphemism for boners, pitching tents, wood, stiffy, Stick Stickly, etc.

But with that said, I was hired by some people to make some first draft poster ideas, and here they are!

And here's a link to a funny pic of Batman I found on the interwebs... anyway, I can't wait (despite the distaste for the title) for the new Batman adventure brought to us by the great Nolan. All hail Nolan! Bug Out!

Throwback Thursdays!!!

This video below was a childhood favorite of mines. I didn't watch that much of the real Muppets (I was addicted to Muppet Babies though), but this was always a childhood favorite performance from them. Check it out and sing along!



While vacationing in Aruba years ago, I heard the original version of this song. Not as good but still a very great song to hear while on a tropical island. I gotta go back! Bug Out!

New Phrase! Fump-Dibbiditionary!

This entry is a spin-off of a popular coloquial used among the young black males of America that describes a sexy white female... so I bring you...

Hitler Bunny (ˈhɪtlə ˈbʌnɪ) n. 1. an attractive white female with blonde hair and blue eyes...who is willing to do some really sick shit

Ex: "That Hitler bunny over there, looks like she'll let me give her a jelly donut."

With this one, be mindful of the company you're in while saying it. It could be taken out of context by a third-party eavesdropper, who may or may not be Jewish. With that said, Bug Out!

PS: Jelly donuts... I wish I never learned of that term... but since I know about it, I must let everyone else feel repulsed about it... sorry...

New F5!!! The Top 5 Serial Killers!!!

Since Halloween is next week, I figure I'd use this week's F5 to help remind you that humans, can be more terrifying than monsters. This week's F5 is the Top 5 Serial Killers or the "Damn dude, you're fucking crazy". I have something planned for the next F5, so for this week I'm gonna have to restrict the candidates to regular, crazy guys (ie. no slasher killers who cannot be killed) who have a blood lust.  Check it out and remember this, your next door neighbor, child's teacher, or co-worker could be a bat-shit crazy type of person, who goes around blugeoning people to death with a dildo (that'll make a scary movie I think).

5. Norman Bates (from "Psycho" series)

The dude is a psycho... literally, I mean, the movie is called PSYCHO! They didn't have to come up with a clever title to say the antagonist of the movie is coo-coo in the membrane. Nope. They titled it PSYCHO. Back in the early days of cinema, he struck fear in the hearts of those who wanted to take a relaxing shower or check into a seedy motel after renting out a prostitute for a hour. And I say he is a perfect example that single mothers need to pass some kind of psychological test to be able to raise a fatherless son... because in this case, he may end up killing you and wearing your skinny jeans/leggings...