So, the next Batman movie will be called the Dark Knight Rises...wtfuckers?! I'm sure it's symbolic to the story or whatever the hell Christopher Nolan is up to, but come on! My mind is always in the gutter (as with millions of other people around the world presumably) so of course to me, when I read "Rises" I see a euphemism for boners, pitching tents, wood, stiffy, Stick Stickly, etc.
But with that said, I was hired by some people to make some first draft poster ideas, and here they are!
And here's a link to a funny pic of Batman I found on the interwebs... anyway, I can't wait (despite the distaste for the title) for the new Batman adventure brought to us by the great Nolan. All hail Nolan! Bug Out!

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Thursday, October 28
Friday, October 22
New F5!!! The Top 5 Serial Killers!!!
Since Halloween is next week, I figure I'd use this week's F5 to help remind you that humans, can be more terrifying than monsters. This week's F5 is the Top 5 Serial Killers or the "Damn dude, you're fucking crazy". I have something planned for the next F5, so for this week I'm gonna have to restrict the candidates to regular, crazy guys (ie. no slasher killers who cannot be killed) who have a blood lust. Check it out and remember this, your next door neighbor, child's teacher, or co-worker could be a bat-shit crazy type of person, who goes around blugeoning people to death with a dildo (that'll make a scary movie I think).
5. Norman Bates (from "Psycho" series)
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