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Friday, October 22

New F5!!! The Top 5 Serial Killers!!!

Since Halloween is next week, I figure I'd use this week's F5 to help remind you that humans, can be more terrifying than monsters. This week's F5 is the Top 5 Serial Killers or the "Damn dude, you're fucking crazy". I have something planned for the next F5, so for this week I'm gonna have to restrict the candidates to regular, crazy guys (ie. no slasher killers who cannot be killed) who have a blood lust.  Check it out and remember this, your next door neighbor, child's teacher, or co-worker could be a bat-shit crazy type of person, who goes around blugeoning people to death with a dildo (that'll make a scary movie I think).

5. Norman Bates (from "Psycho" series)

The dude is a psycho... literally, I mean, the movie is called PSYCHO! They didn't have to come up with a clever title to say the antagonist of the movie is coo-coo in the membrane. Nope. They titled it PSYCHO. Back in the early days of cinema, he struck fear in the hearts of those who wanted to take a relaxing shower or check into a seedy motel after renting out a prostitute for a hour. And I say he is a perfect example that single mothers need to pass some kind of psychological test to be able to raise a fatherless son... because in this case, he may end up killing you and wearing your skinny jeans/leggings...