New Word! Fump-Dibbiditionary!

Heres another vocabulary post!

Cumption (cūmp'shūn) n. 1. the ability to accurately sense when a person or a couple are postcoitus 2. knowing someone just fucked

Ex: "My cumption tells me that the secretary just had anal sex with the boss."

So, now you have a word to articulate the feeling you are feeling when you see a couple display weird behavior (in a dark and secluded area). Bug Out!

New Phrase! Fump-Dibbiditionary!

This entry is a spin-off of a popular coloquial used among the young black males of America that describes a sexy white female... so I bring you...

Hitler Bunny (ˈhɪtlə ˈbʌnɪ) n. 1. an attractive white female with blonde hair and blue eyes...who is willing to do some really sick shit

Ex: "That Hitler bunny over there, looks like she'll let me give her a jelly donut."

With this one, be mindful of the company you're in while saying it. It could be taken out of context by a third-party eavesdropper, who may or may not be Jewish. With that said, Bug Out!

PS: Jelly donuts... I wish I never learned of that term... but since I know about it, I must let everyone else feel repulsed about it... sorry...

New Word!!! Fump-Dibbiditionary!!!

Here's a word that might be used by many fellas in their sexual future.

Starejob ('sterˈjōb) v. 1. the act of pulling out your penis in the midst of passion with a partner, only to have them stare at it, and tell you to put it away

Ex. "Me and her was all hot and heavy, but then she gave me a starejob."

I know I received a starejob or two in my past... shortly after each time, blue balls occurred....... Bug Out!