New Word!!! Fump-Dibbiditionary!!!

Here's a word that might be used by many fellas in their sexual future.

Starejob ('sterˈjōb) v. 1. the act of pulling out your penis in the midst of passion with a partner, only to have them stare at it, and tell you to put it away

Ex. "Me and her was all hot and heavy, but then she gave me a starejob."

I know I received a starejob or two in my past... shortly after each time, blue balls occurred....... Bug Out!

2nd Installment of the Fump-Dibbiditionary

Bug here, with an another entry into the Fump-Dibbiditionary. This time, it's a eupheism or slang.

Red Zebras (red pan'das) n. 1. something extraordinary great despite being somewhat impossible 2. "very cool"
Example: "You went on Maury and found out you are not the father AND won a million dollars? Red zebras!"
Well, that phrase will be sweeping the nation in about 8 months, so be the 1st to say it in your circle! Bug out.

1st Installment of the Fump-Dibbiditionary

Being the creative and innovative person that I am, I will start haing a series of entries where I will define crazy words/lingos/acronyms that I've created and use in day-to-day life. And since Fump-Fibbidy itself is the 1st word I've ever created, I think it is only fitting that I make it the honorary 1st word to go into the Fump-Dibbiditionary. So, ladies and gentlemen, I bring to you...

Fump-Dibbidy (fump'dib'bid'dy) 1. the act of being suprised and/or amazed by something seen and/or heard 2. an enjoyable mind f*ck

Example: "My lesbian sister found out she is pregnant."