Um, so I was catching up on the Colbert Report from last week and Stephen T. Colbert (who NEEDS to run for President in 2016), alerted me that koala bears got chlamyda?! Wtfuckers? Who is fucking koalas?
Now, sure, I agree they are cute creatures, but who the hell is sticking their genitals close enough to them that they are transmitting STDs? Now, they're facing extinction due to some extremely horny and desperate people. Thanks a lot Australia!
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