First off, Happy Friday! Here goes another F5 for ya. This time it's the The Top 5 Worst Places to Visit or the "Maybe we should keep on driving..."
5. South Park, Colorado (from South Park)
If you visit this town, you will see crazy shit. Talking pieces of shit, crab people, and maybe even Jesus Christ! A lot of bad stuff occur here, but most of it is funny so that's why it comes in at the 5th spot. Word of advice, stay away from a kid named Eric Cartman... you may end up joining a Nazi-like collective who hates gingers and/or hippies.
4. Gotham City, New York(?) (from Batman)
3. Camp Crystal Lake (from Friday the 13th movie series)
2. Sunnydale, California (from Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series)
1. Airstrip One, Oceania (from the novel "1984")
That's right mofos! I read! Besides the Dictionary, my favorite book of all time is 1984 where "Big Brother" runs the country and there is no freedom of anything. With that said, you should already know this isn't a place to visit. Inside the poverty-stricken Airstrip One of Oceania, beware of TV screens because it has surveillance cameras, beware of everyone (they do a lot of snitching here), and beware of thoughtcrimes (thoughts that are not permitted by Big Brother). This may not be the most horrific place to live compared to the other places I've listed, but I like to be able to say "fuck the government" without being fearful of having my head put into a box, where hunger rats await to eat away at my eyeballs... but hey, that's just me.
So, on your next vacation, avoid these places! Bug Out!