Here's a new acronym that you can cleverly use around your parents as to not wanting to upset them.
A.S.W.L.- accidentally shitting while laughing
Ex. "When I seen that pregnant lady fall down the steps, I couldn't stop myself from ASWL."
I dunno (or really don't wanna know) if it's medically possible to have such a slip of misjudgement, but I think that's the greatest compliment you could get from telling a joke. So, get that button-pushing motion ready for that next hilarious tweet/text you receive! Bug Out!