FACTS
- Born in Japan.
- Is a Libra.
- Color blind.
- Role Models are Batman, Diddy and Godzilla.
- Ran a successful one-man brewing and distributing frozen Kool-Aid business in high school.
- Is a high school football State Champ... with a total of 4 plays throughout the entire season.
- Dropped out of college, decision heavily influenced by Kanye West's "College Dropout" album.
- Can use the word "retarded" because he, himself, is most likely "retarded".
- And lastly... he's a ninja.
- To open up SNL with "Live from New York, it's MAD TV!"
- Have my penis being googled by thousands of people
- Run and shoot guns in slow-motion
- And to create a (fictional) universe
I hope this will give you a better understanding of me. Any questions or inquiries, just ask!
