BIO

Wanna know about Jun Bug? Check out these facts and goals of his.

FACTS

  • Born in Japan.
  • Is a Libra.
  • Color blind.  
  • Role Models are Batman, Diddy and Godzilla.
  • Ran a successful one-man brewing and distributing frozen Kool-Aid business in high school.
  • Is a high school football State Champ... with a total of 4 plays throughout the entire season.
  • Dropped out of college, decision heavily influenced by Kanye West's "College Dropout" album.
  • Can use the word "retarded" because he, himself, is most likely "retarded".
  • And lastly... he's a ninja.
GOALS:
  • To open up SNL with "Live from New York, it's MAD TV!"
  • Have my penis being googled by thousands of people
  • Run and shoot guns in slow-motion
  • And to create a (fictional) universe

I hope this will give you a better understanding of me. Any questions or inquiries, just ask!