So, um... Jay-Z wants to run for President in 8 years? Um... doesn't he know the Midterm elections just happened and ONLY 4.7% of black people voted (Im in that 95.3% who did not vote by the way)... so, what the hell are you thinking Jigga?
This is potentially a very bad idea, especially if he chooses Memphis Bleek as his VP... at least get Kanye West to be the VP... he already has some background in politics (Ye IS Bush's lowpoint of his presidency)...
Anyway, read more about this here. Now get ready to hear about the "Illuminattis" plot by using Jay-Z as their puppet... Bug Out!
If you havent paid attention to the news recently, there's a Republican in Delaware who is causing a uproar in the political community like when Sarah Palin first came out... but this time, O'Donnell has stepped up the crazy. You should know before watching this video, that SHE HERSELF said she dabbled in witchcraft (pre-Harry Potter days) and doesnt believe in masturbating... watch the video below...
So... she's me? If so, then she wouldn't have to say she's not a witch, seeing as I've never had to refute that in my life. Also, I am a proud masturbator (if there was a higher ranking than "mastur" I would surely have "come" to attain that title by now...maybe "generalbator"?) so there's another reason she's not me. Other reasons why she is not me...
I'm not white
I have a penis
I am not a Republican
I am not wealthy enough to run for any type of political office
I don't wear pearl necklaces (may have given some to girls, if ya know what I mean)
and lastly... did I mention I masturbate?
But I will say this, she's the sexiest ex-practioner of witchcraft I've ever seen in real life. Bug Out!
